Saturday, October 25, 2008

Random Crap: Episode 1

I don't rightly feel like typing up three or so complete paragraphs on a single subject, so this is going to be a random crap rundown. It's (not) fun for the whole family!

  • When did Marty Turco decide that he sucks? Was it in the offseason? This really needs to stop, the offense shouldn't have to score six or seven goals to win games on a constant basis
  • What is wrong with people that walk to class? They can't walk in a straight line ever. It is nigh impossible to ride a bike to class simply because people decide they are all avoiding sniper fire so they are weaving everywhere.
  • I thought about punching someone in the back of the head no less than 38 times in the last 3 days.
  • I never thought a musical instrument could fill me with rage to the point of violence. It can.
  • They sell Sour Patch Kids in giant 1.9 pound bags. That's awesome.
  • Dead Space is probably the scariest game ever made.
  • On that note, video games are so much better at setting a frightening atmosphere than movies are. Horror movies can't even hold a candle to survival/horror games.
  • Cooking lobster is apparently "metal."
  • Placing a movie poster with a large zombie head that is staring at you at the end of your bed is not the best of ideas.
  • Searching the words "Twilight awful" will bring up my blog as the first result.
  • Making a post comprised entirely of bullet points may seem like a good idea at the time, but in retrospect, it makes you look like an idiot.


Imran said...

Who is Marty Turco, and why should I care?

Kellye! said...

i just googled "twilight awful."
it's nice, except for the fact that i loved twilight.